Next Contestant by Nickelback

"Next Contestant" is a heavy, guitar-driven track by the rock band Nickelback. It was released on October 4, 2005, as the seventh track on the band's multi-platinum, diamond-certified fifth studio album, All the Right Reasons. The song's lyrical theme centers on a narrator at a bar who is extremely protective of his girlfriend. Because she is highly attractive, she constantly draws unwanted attention from other men ("assholes") while she is working. .